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a perfect combination of Chex, chocolate, peanut butter and powdered sugar that you will inevitably eat too much of
“I just ate the bowl of puppy chow."

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In true Midwest fashion, this is a non-offensive way to express frustration.
“Oh for cryin’ out loud! I got stuck behind a tractor.”

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A saying used by farmers to track their corn crop growth
“The corn is lookin’ to be knee high by the Fourth of July thanks to all this rain.”

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an old or basic fridge kept in the garage and almost exclusively used for beverages
“Help yourself! There is pop and beer in the garage fridge.”

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Shake some dice & win some money or drinks. May or may not be considered gambling, depending who you ask.
“Hey, let’s get a round of beers and try for the shake of the day.”

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Occurs at a 4 way stop where all parties refuse to go first and defer to others, who are also deferring to others.
“A Midwest standoff occurred because everyone was a little too Minnesota nice.”

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Less of a word & more of a reflex. There really isn’t a wrong way to use it
“Ope, sorry. I just need to scooch by.”

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A popular children’s game ending in Goose or Grey Duck.
“Is it duck, duck goose or duck, duck grey duck?”
(49 of the 50 states can’t be wrong, but that’s an argument for another time)

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It’s called pop, not soda. That’s all.
“There are free refills on pop at the fish fry.”
"It's Pop, Not Soda" Candle *does not smell like pop*

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A lengthy farewell with many stages, including a knee slap, small talk and several hugs.
“We stood in the doorway with our coats on for a half hour during our midwestern goodbye.”