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Another name for a drinking fountain that also tells people you are from Wisconsin
“You will be standing in that line at the bubbler until the cows come home.“

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an old or basic fridge kept in the garage and almost exclusively used for beverages
“Help yourself! There is pop and beer in the garage fridge.”

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Shake some dice & win some money or drinks. May or may not be considered gambling, depending who you ask.
“Hey, let’s get a round of beers and try for the shake of the day.”

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Occurs at a 4 way stop where all parties refuse to go first and defer to others, who are also deferring to others.
“A Midwest standoff occurred because everyone was a little too Minnesota nice.”

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Less of a word & more of a reflex. There really isn’t a wrong way to use it
“Ope, sorry. I just need to scooch by.”

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A popular children’s game ending in Goose or Grey Duck.
“Is it duck, duck goose or duck, duck grey duck?”
(49 of the 50 states can’t be wrong, but that’s an argument for another time)

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It’s called pop, not soda. That’s all.
“There are free refills on pop at the fish fry.”

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A lengthy farewell with many stages, including a knee slap, small talk and several hugs.
“We stood in the doorway with our coats on for a half hour during our midwestern goodbye.”

Candle label reads:
Another name for a drinking fountain that also tells people you are from Wisconsin
“You will be standing in that line at the bubbler until the cows come home.“

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Excessive friendliness and minimal confrontation towards anyone, especially strangers.
“I didn’t like the pie, but I am too Minnesota nice and took the leftovers she offered anyway.”

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To be drunk. Very, very drunk.
“Dad got schnockered tailgating the Packer Vikings game.”

Candle label reads:
Excessive friendliness and minimal confrontation towards anyone, especially strangers.
“I didn’t like the pie, but I am too Minnesota nice and took the leftovers she offered anyway.”